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This website does not use cookies. The dog may accept biscuits. These are different things.
Website cookies
This website does not use cookies. We do not track your browsing behaviour. We do not serve targeted advertisements. We do not know how long you spent on dog SE product page, and we do not need to know.
You spent long enough. We can tell because you are reading the cookie notice, and no one reads the cookie notice unless they have been on a website for a very long time.
Dog cookies
The dog may accept biscuits (known colloquially as “cookies” or “treats”). These are not tracking cookies. These are oat-based snacks that the dog processes in the same way it processes all food: quickly, and with minimal data retention.
The dog does not store information about the biscuit. The dog stores the biscuit. These are different.
Offering a biscuit to the dog does not constitute consent for data collection. It constitutes offering a biscuit to the dog. The dog will process the biscuit. The dog will not process your consent. The dog does not have a consent framework. The dog has a mouth.
Managing your preferences
If you would prefer not to receive biscuits: Do not offer biscuits to the dog.
If you would prefer not to receive website cookies: Close your browser.
If you would prefer to receive both: You are the target demographic for a company that sells dogs above a carpet shop in Nuneaton, and we would like to thank you for your attention.